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How’d Harry Get Filthy (Rich)?

Please, please, don’t miss this National Review article!  Click on the link to view.

Maybe Harry didn’t get filthy rich from being a Nevada senator; just rich, he was already filthy, and just applied those tendencies when he had the position to mis-use his power.  What’s that old adage: Power corrupts.  Of course, he got rich while destroying the rest of the country along with his sweetheart-in-crime, Barney Frank. This current financial mess is the result of Barney and Harry engineering the collapse of the real estate market by pushing bad loans on financial institutions, all so they could buy votes.  All while Harry TOOK, not earned, profits from real estate ventures as an inside trader.  I wish they both had much longer terms…life in a federal pen would be about right.  While they hold hands and skip into the sunset, we all suffer.  One of these days I’ll tell you what I really think.

Yes to voter I.D., America’s Most Precious Right Is The Vote!

A day which should live in infamy!

Came to me on the web….

A day which should live in infamy!

The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

The Democrat Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.

For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy that everything is “Bush’s Fault”, think about this:

January 3rd, 2007 was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress.

At the time:
The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77. 
The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%. 
The Unemployment rate was 4.6%
. George Bush’s Economic policies SET A RECORD of 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS of JOB GROWTH. Remember the day…
January 3rd, 2007 was the day that Barney Frank took over the House Financial Services Committee and Chris Dodd took over the Senate Banking Committee.
 The economic meltdown that happened 15 months later was in what part of the economy?

BANKING AND FINANCIAL SERVICES! 
Unemployment… to this CRISIS by (among MANY other things) dumping 5-6 TRILLION Dollars of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!

 Bush asked Congress 17 TIMES to stop Fannie & Freddie – starting in 2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy.

And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie Mac? OBAMA
And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie? OBAMA and the Democrat Congress
. So when someone tries to blame Bush. REMEMBER JANUARY 3rd, 2007…. THE DAY THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER!”

Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat Party.
Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 & 2009 as well as 2010 & 2011.
 In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases.

For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets.

And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets. If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself.

In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th.

 

Pretty Much Says It All….

Harry

From Townhall.com

The Night Watchman

Came to me on the web, unattributed, but makes SO MUCH SENSE I couldn’t fail to pass it along:

NIGHT WATCHMAN

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

 Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.”

  So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

 So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”

 So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” 

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

 So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back.”

 So they laid-off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?

 Anybody?

 Anything? 

No? 

Didn’t think so!

 Bottom line is, we’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!

Ready?? 

It was very simple… and at the time, everybody thought it very 
appropriate.

 The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL. 

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT’S 2012 — 35 YEARS LATER — AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS “NECESSARY” DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE! 

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?”)

34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

 Ah, yes — good old Federal bureaucracy.

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?

Hello!! Anybody Home?

Signed….The Night Watchman

Standing Ovation – Rep. Mike Kelly

Obama Administraion – Strangling America

To watch the video, click on the link above, not the picture.