Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she found the answer to his concern: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“Which one?’” Ahmadinejad asked, nervously.
“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic, “whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”

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