Who Did I Miss?

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! 

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” 

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.” 1 useless President. 

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

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